On Facebook, everyone is posting things that you never knew about them. If you like the post, they give you a number and you are supposed to post that many things about yourself, things not many people know. I happened to like what my cousin wrote so in turn, she gave me the number 11. The following is my response:
OK. So I guess I am supposed to write 11 things that you never knew about me so here it goes:
#1: I am a smartass
#2: If I told you 10 more things about me that you didn’t know then you would know them so what the hell would I write the next time I am asked to write more stuff about me that you don’t already know? I prefer to remain a mystery and keep you guessing.
#3-#11: Please refer to #2 and if you have any further questions, refer to #1.
Thank you and Good night!!!